Benitez agrees terms for Figo

According to Liverpool Echo, Rafa has agreed to sign Luis Figo and besides that, we are also getting Southampton's Peter Crouch and Valencia's Mohammed Sissoko. *Two shocking news in 1 reliable article* The first is we'll have to pay Real Madrid £2m to engage Figo's service at Anfield next season. Now this is ridiculous. Where the hell did that £2m transfer fee came from?! He was released by Real Madrid isn't it?! Why is Real Madrid asking for transfer fee then? Why don't we just give Nunez back to them in exchange for Figo? I suggest we not rush into signing Figo. Let him go back to Madrid and reck a havoc there. Madrid will be silly to pay him £100 000/wk to let him warm the bench. Then we can slowly negotiate a price for him. I'm sure with the shrewdness of Rafa, we'll be able to pay peanuts for this galactico to come to Anfield. Lets not do business with Madrid again. Wat a nitemare. I think they've put their name to shame by eating back their words and demanding a transfer fee for Figo. SHAME ON THEM! The second shocking news is... WE'R GETTING CROUCH!!! Oh no~ £6.5m for a giraffe? Lets get Fowler back instead! And are we getting Kuyt or not? This is very worrying. Will someone pls hijack Crouch away from us? Anyone??? West Ham??? Bluenose???