WE'RE ALREADY THERE, says Kezman

source: The People FORGET a red-hot Anfield on Tuesday night - Chelsea striker Mateja Kezman insists Chelsea have already won through to their first Champions League Final. <-- Here! here! I've found that pathetic 0.01% LFC fan who do not believe we are already in the finals The semi-final tie is passionately poised on a 0-0 knife-edge, but Kezman is convinced Chelsea are on their way to Istanbul on May 25. And he poured scorn on the fabled <-- well, if u insist, we welcome you to expirence it urself at anfield tonite power of the Kop to drive Liverpool on to European glory Kezman said: "Yes, it will be a very big atmosphere at Anfield and they talk a lot about atmosphere there. But last time I didn't see so much. <-- That's bcos u r not even on the pitch u idiot! "It's more history and more tradition - we are not afraid. "Our team has a lot of experience <-- *stunned* i din realise the Stamford Bridge Brigade wasnt build in a day. oh... i forgot, the Stamford Bridge Brigade was BOUGHT in a day lol to cope with that, so that's no problem. "Because they are playing at home, the crowd will push them to go forward more. "I'm sure that will be good for us. We are going to get the space and we'll get chances. "Football is a strange game <-- indeed, nowadays its a wonder even trophies can be bought by the riches of a Russian mafia, but I am almost sure we are there in Istanbul. I'm sure that we're going to play in the final." *yawnz* Kezman's blinding self-belief is sure to rile the football-mad Merseysiders <-- neh... we wun fall for your mindgames u BLOKE!, but his confidence is based on Chelsea being unbeaten in four extremely lucky meetings with Liverpool this season. The Blues won away in the Premiership on New Year's Day and beat them in the Carling Cup Final at Cardiff in February due to many lucks, an own goal and the additional man on the field aka the EMIRATE sponsored referees. And Kezman insists Chelsea won't be intimidated. He added: "We've shown in another competition a few months ago that it's no problem. We have more quality." Chelsea have weathered the storm at both Barcelona and Bayern Munich this term and, although they lost both times <-- and i believe both were away games?! , they played well enough at home huh? to advance to the next knockout stage. Kezman, a £5million pre-season signing flop from PSV Eindhoven, said: "Anfield is NOT the Nou Camp. <-- dun be dumb kid, Anfield is in England, Nou Camp is in Spain ok? Now go back and study your geography "We know all about Anfield <-- now tell me, how many blades of grass r there on the field? because we play in the same division. "I am sure we are going to score one or two goals there and that should be enough." <-- hmm... wat if we score 3? Gosh, i think your maths is equally BAD! Kezman's confidence is matched by the team's desire to win a Treble which would guarantee footballing immortality.He said: "Our season would not be complete if we didn't reach the European final - that is the jackpot. "You can win the Carling Cup and you can win the Premier League - everyone expects you to win the Premier League because you haven't done it for 50 years. "But you've never won the Champions League and that's the biggest competition in the world. "The season wouldn't be full of happiness if we don't win in Europe. <-- indeed, wat a devasting season this is for you lads. Poor things "We are re-writing the history of the club <-- u mean for Chelski, not Chelsea rite? this season. "If you look at all the trophies I hope we are going to win that is something special. You'd then stay for all time in the history of this club and that is fantastic. "We will do everything <-- including bribing the refs, breaking alonso gerrard's leg, blocking the ball with arms etc to be there and to make that history." Before yesterday's match at Bolton Kezman had made 40 appearances - but only 14 starts - and there are reports he could ultimately leave Chelsea if he doesn't play more regularly. <-- thats becos he talks TOO MUCH! His comments after Wednesday's first leg were in stark contrast to the row that has rocked Stamford Bridge in the past couple of days. Chelsea players have turned on Dutch ace Arjen Robben, who refused to start on Wednesday night because he felt he wasn't fully fit. But Kezman played down the rift, claiming Mourinho's team are the ultimate unit. <-- wat do u get from a big-head manager? A big head squad! Argh... Maureen's vainity is killing me He said: "We are one team and that's most important. "It's nice to get on the pitch but when you are not involved you are behind the team. "If you play for two, four or five minutes, you fight for the team. I am like that. All the players are like that. "At Anfield I think I will get some time to show what I can do and maybe to score some important goals. <-- yeah, dream on... "We put everything on the line to win - it's one of the reasons why Chelsea are the best team <-- u gotta be joking. If every team has a sugardad like you do, every team will be the BEST team in the country in the country.''